Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Enternal sunshine of the spotless ass - Got you there didn't I?

I came across a very nice article in the Sun newspaper - our one and only tabloid... there was a very intersting article by a nigerian residing in the US (yeah, yeah... God's own country - where he can go on vacation at any time...) titled: The guru of guguruland...

Any way, the article made for a very funny and insightive read - I was rolling with laughter...
The guy make a comment about negotiations with a fly that lands on your scrotum just in case you, in your haste make your self sound like an altar boy - while trying to kill or chase away the fly... Moral: be careful!

Anyway, I decided to represent some of my laws...

1. Nigeria no be power... if say na so we for done all arrive tey far...
2. A rolling stone... (Bros, na person push am o!)
3. Make hay under shade (the sun wey dey shine now fit kill person for here)
4. A bird in the hand... ( e never do o, go find im brother inside bush before hunger wound you)

I must leave you with these in mind... Stir up some of those thought juices, get your neurons all fired up...

Will holler at the lot of you soon - remain focused or cry trying...

Mist... moi {chinedu - who else you'd ask}

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